1. everyworldneedslove:

    peonymoonflower:

    darrenblaineharrycriss:

    You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

    Yep need it

    I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.

    (via darkdaysbrightnights)

  2. selfiepolice:

    i feel u

    or like i want to

    (Source: cutebiche, via darkdaysbrightnights)

  3. dildoreo:

    dildoreo:

    one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

    image

    (via darkdaysbrightnights)

  4. dokibots:

    haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

    (via darkdaysbrightnights)

  5. "You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."

    One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)

    (via darkdaysbrightnights)

  6. tsunamiwavesurfing:

    deveninanewdress:

    a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
    if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

    how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?

    (via parasite-s3x)

  7. best-of-memes:

    When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

    image

    (via buttpocketmonster)

  8. grrootling:

    obiwankabrodie:

    shotshotshotshotshotshots:

    thewellofmyself:

    if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

    *CLAP CLAP*

    if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

    *CLAP CLAP*

    If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
    If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

    *clap clap*

    *CLAPS AGGRESSIVELY* 

    (via fabulous-raspberries)



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